Papa Murph's Pick Up Lines

Guaranteed to get you the
attention you most likely deserve.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

Hi. Are you cute?

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Can I have a picture? I want Santa Claus to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

If looks were against the law you'd be arrested, booked, and jailed for life.

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

You must be a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

Pinch me... You're so fine I must be dreaming.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Ouch! My tooth hurts! ...Because you are sooo sweet!

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down... go ahead say no.

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."

I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you?

I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Baby, if you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be what they call fine print.

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it you?

I'm new in town... Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You with all those curves, and me with no brakes !!!

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

Wanna know what would look good on you.. Me.

Do you like blueberries or strawberries, because I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

Excuse me, do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine...

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Thats a nice outfit. It would look great crumpled up on my floor.

Do you sleep on your stomach? ...Can I?

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

Are you from Tennessee? You must be... because you're the only ten I see.

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

Come over to my house and lets do math, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and we'll multiply.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You are the only reason why I came in here alone.

Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

Who stole the stars and put them in your eyes?

If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Papa Murphs Tavern
Corner of Route 178 & 71
Utica, Illinois
815-667-4747

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(a little leprechaun that goes by "son-in-law" or "cabana boy." Depending on the night)

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